High High High Heels

They've been around for a few years now, and when Jimmy Choo or Dolce and Gabbana do them they look less like stripper shoes than Steve Madden's versions. And I must say: I want a pair.

Christian Louboutin Leather Platform

Would I be able to walk in them?

Christian Louboutain Double Platform Pump

Probably not.

Dior Round Toe Platform Pump

But oh my goodness, so sexy!

Pour la Victoire Leopard Calf Hair Pump

Of course I'd probably fall and break my ankle walking in them.

Valentino Microstud Platform Bow Pump

Especially on Boston's crappy brick sidewalks.

Jimmy Choo Glittered Platform

But a girl can dream.